Pantless Judge Goes Home Empty Handed

In more legal news, DC administrative law judge Roy L. Pearson has lost his case against his local dry cleaner, whom he was suing for breathtaking sum of $54 million. The respondents has committed the heinous act of…losing his pants. They tried to replace them, of course, but Judge Pearson was never satisfied with any of their overtures. At one point they offered to settle for the more realistic (but still ludicrously excessive) amount of $12,000, but Pearson just kept pushing it. Our legal maven Hans has been following this case closely; you can find his previous posts here (6/19), here (6/14) and here (6/13).