So Who is the Bizarro Captain Planet?

Al Gore may indeed, be Captain Planet, as Iain Murray notes in NRO today. But he’s stepping on another powerful man’s toes, Ted Turner, who may be the “real” Captain Planet. Well, at least one of the writers of Cartoon Network’s “Robot Chicken” thought so, in a great parody of the self-righteousness and misanthropic animus that guide many green activists today. So how to sort out the real Captain from the pretender? Grudge match! At least they can take their green anger out on each other rather than the rest of us. (Warning for the easily offended: Strong language in the “Robot Chicken” clip.)