According to a new announcement from WWF, the governments of the world only have five years left to stave off global catastrophe from climate change. After that, we’re finished. This is, of course, welcome news. It means that five years from now, WWF will have no rationale for continuing its activist campaigns related to global warming. After all, it’ll be too late. When the calendar reaches 2012 and the nations of the world haven’t reduced their carbon footprint to the size of the Stone Age, I hope the alarmist groups will have the courtesy to pack up their press conferences and charity concerts and go back to hating the Japanese for killing whales (or whatever it was they got all emotional about before global warming came along).