Yesterday DeSmogBlog added 7 more entries to its Global Warming Denier Database, which is touted as "an extensive database of individuals involved in the global warming denial industry." I took a look at the Database, and I am outraged. Why I am I not on the list!!?? Not only am I an unabashed global warming denier*, I personally contribute almost as much carbon dioxide to the atmosphere as mega-emitter Al Gore, alarmist hypocrite. I understand that I might be too small a fish to warrant entry onto the list. After all, I am a lowly policy analyst. That said, the author of the Global Warming Denier Database, Kevin Grandia, lists "event planning" as an area of expertise, and I've been a caterer, so perhaps I am suitably qualified. In any case, if you are reading this, please contact DeSmogBlog (here) and demand that I, William Yeatman, join the list of global warming deniers. * It hasn't warmed in 7 years. Al Gore says that "there is one relationship that is more powerful than all the others and it is this: When there is more carbon dioxide, the temperature gets warmer." Well, emissions keep going up, yet temperatures stay the same. Where's the warming?