TSA Roundup

Everyone’s favorite sexy-searchers are back in the news, but not for the right reasons.

• A Louisville, Kentucky screener confiscated a deaf passenger’s candy and ate it in front of him, while mocking him for being deaf. The passenger can read lips, so he got the message, loud and clear.
• Passengers may soon be required to give TSA employees samples from their drinks for testing. After the security checkpoint. For drinks that were purchased inside the airport.
• Nicki Minaj, a famous singer, was the victim of an unusually enthusiastic pat-down, leading her to call the screener a “perv” on her Twitter account.
• Women are still routinely asked to lift up their skirts. You or I would probably be arrested for asking the same question, and rightly so.